Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
"Today I saw your face and I lost my breath a little but I didn’t collapse like I would have six months ago."
there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard